Nov.3's blog posts, Anpanman sheet, abusive Twitter.

Please correct these two English sentences, or let me know other words or structures I can use.
I hope you see the images on the links below as well. That will help in understanding each language.


1) Red Bean Bread Man (Anapanman) will co-sleep with you!　How hot this sheet is!
アンパンマンが添い寝してくれる！このシーツやばい！
anpannman ga soine shitekureru kono shiitsu yabai
http://niheibei.com/post/12238302361/red-bean-bread-man-anapanman-will-co-sleep-with

2) If you failed to login several times, Twitter would be abusive to you. ”Let me check. Are you a human?”
何度かログインに失敗すると、ツイッターはあなたを罵倒します。「確認ですが、あなたは人間ですか？」
nandoka roguin ni shippai suruto, tuittaa wa anata wo batou shimasu kakunin desuga anata wa ningen desuka
http://niheibei.com/post/12239924975/if-you-failed-to-login-several-times-twitter


Thanks for reading!
Tommy
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