Globalization as a war! – Nissin Cup Noodle グローバリゼーションは戦なり(日清カップヌードル)

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Jul 6, 2013 17:23

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CEO: From today and onwards, the official language of our company is English.

Employees: What the hell?
He's kidding.
My TOEIC score is only 300...
I need to find another job.
I only got Ei-Ken third grade...
It's too late to start English.
Even my Japanese is not that great.

That guy seems to be our new boss.

The New Boss: "Hi!" (in English)
Employees: "HI!" (in English)

The New Boss: "Nice to meet you!" (in English)

Employees: We are under attack of a native speaker of English!
What a great pronunciation!
No, I can't... I can't....
Don't you have a dictionary? Any dictionary?

Don't be afraid! Charge!

Employees: "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" (in English)
The New Boss: "Pardon?" (in English)

Employees: It's not working!
It really hurts...
His pronunciation of R is awesome!

Don't mock Ei-ken third grade!

Employees: "GOOD MORNING!" (in English)
The New Boss: "How are you?" (in English)
Employees: "FINE, THANK YOU. AND YOU?" (in English)
CEO: 本日より我が社の公用語を英語にします。

Employees: えー!?
何いってんだ、あの上司。
俺、TOEIC 300点だし。
転職ですな。
俺なんて英検三級。
今更英語なんて。日本語だって怪しいのに。
あれが新しい上司か。

The New Boss: "Hi!" (in English)
Employees: "HI!" (in English)

The New Boss: "Nice to meet you!" (in English)

Employees: ネイティブ来たぁ!
すげえ、いい発音。
無理無理。
辞書ないか辞書!

ひるむな、進め―!

Employees: "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" (in English)
The New Boss: "Pardon?" (in English)

Employees: 通じてませーん。
傷つくわ。
Rの発音すげー。

英検三級なめるなー。

Employees: "GOOD MORNING!" (in English)
The New Boss: "How are you?" (in English)
Employees: "FINE, THANK YOU. AND YOU?" (in English)