Never Hurt a Person Who Studies French!

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Jun 18, 2016 00:53
TGIF!! Have a nice weekend!

I would like to share a famous comical on-line rant in China. A few years ago, a Chinese student went to college in the US, and chose French as his second foreign language as well as an elective class. He felt as if French was killing him and ranted about it online.

The post was hilarious and became so well-known in China that the word “伤不起” has become a frequently used word today; though the expression had existed in the Chinese language before this post, it wasn’t used as commonly as it is today.

e.g. 经常加班的人你伤不起。
[Please don’t hurt me / be hard/ put so much pressure on me, because because I've been working late recently.]

Here is the post:

Never hurt a person who studies French (because he is fragile already)

There’s been no way back for me since I choose French as an elective course two years ago!
Who told me that French is the most booootiful language in the world?
Did you mean a frantic language from outer space?

French people are absolutely unraveled at counting!
76 isn’t seventy six. It’s sixty plus sixteen!
96 isn’t ninety six. It’s 4 times twenty and plus sixteen!
French people are geniuses for math, aren’t they?
I’m now capable of doing addition and subtraction up to 100 without a calculator!
I can report the results immediately!

They say telephone numbers two by two!
How should you say the number 0292908998 out loud?
It isn’t two-nine-two-nine-zero-eight-double-nine-and-eight!
It’s two hundred four-twenties and twelve, nine hundred and eight, nine hundred four-twenties and eighteen.
Don't you dare to ask a hot girl for her phone number!
The conversation will be as long as an episode of “Sesame Street”!

All nouns have genders!!
Mustache is female! Hair is male! Both keys and locks are female!
Don't French people smell nice when they open the door?
And, I will never go to bed anymore, because my bed is male. It’s so….
You must remember the gender of all nouns, because the articles and adjectives used to signify them are different!!
They’re just radically, strikingly, and completely different!

The rest is omitted..
到周五了!祝大家周末开心!

跟大家分享一个搞笑帖子。几年前,一个中国学生去美国读大学,选修课选法语作为第二外语。但是他被法语折磨得不行,于是上网写了一个“咆哮体”帖子逗乐大家。这个帖子迅速蹿红,所以“伤不起”这个词也就变成了一个流行语。虽然在此之前,中文也有这个表达,但是没有那么广泛地使用。

学法语的人你伤不起!

老子两年前选了法语课!!!
于是踏上了尼玛不归路啊!!!
谁跟老子讲法语是世界上最油煤的语言啊!!!
尼玛听的哪个外太空的法语啊!!!

法国人数数真是极品啊!!!
76不念七十六啊!!!
念六十加十六啊!!!
96不念九十六啊!!!
念四个二十加十六啊!!!
法国人数学好得不得了 有木有!!!!!!!!!
一百以内加减法老子不用计算器啊!!!
直接念出来了啊 有木有!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
电话号码两个两个念啊!!!!!!!!!!!!
292908998怎么念!!!!!!!!
不念二九二九零八九九八啊!!!!!!!!
念二百加四个二十加十二 九个一百加八 再九个一百加四个二十加十加八啊!!!!!!!!
你们还找美眉要电话啊!!!!!!!!
电话报完一集葫芦娃都看完了啊 有木有!!!!!!!!

所有名词都分男女啊!!!!!!!!!!!
胡子是女的啊!!!!!!!!!!
头发是男的啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!
钥匙和锁都是女的啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!
法国人开门的时候 多么活色生香啊 有木有!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我以后再也不能睡在床上了啊!!!!!!!!!!
因为床是男的啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
赤果果的搅基啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
所有词的性别都要记啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
因为男的女的冠词不一样啊!!!!!!!!!!!!
形容词也不一样啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
各种不一样啊 不一样!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

每个动词每个时态有六种变位啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
法语一共尼玛23种时态啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
都要背啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
考试要考啊 有木有!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
全考没学过 不规律的啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
坑爹啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
当老子是谷歌翻译啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

介词一坨一坨的啊 有木有!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
光表示方位的你就伤不起啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
到达和出发用的不一样啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
城市和国家用的不一样啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
男国家女国家其他国家用的都不一样啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
男大陆女大陆用的也不一样啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
男州女州其他州用的更不一样啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
元音词开头非元音词开头用的全部都不一样啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
还有各种岛 省 地区尼玛各种不一啊!!!

人称代词也是琳琅满目啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
主语有六种有木有!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
直接宾语有六种有木有!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
间接宾语有六种有木有!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
介词宾语有六种有木有!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
反称代词有六种有木有!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
放到句子里各种排序一二三四五六七有木有 有木有!!!

以下省略三千字有木有!!!!!!!

总之学法语的上辈纸都是讲一句话要翻10次词典的天使啊!!!
你ne伤起pas!!!!!!!!!!!