Unuseful English Example Sentences

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Jan 18, 2013 13:32
I found a book which is called unuseful sentences. Many English learners want to learn memorize useful sentences, but this book is quite different from normal text books.

For example,

"Bob secretly replaced the assistant manager’s treasured Chocorooms with Chococones."
"Enough Mario Kart,let’s resume surgery."
"This movie was filmed entirely with a colon fiberscope."
"Dr.Williams accidentally spilled coffee on the cecum during an operation."
"Your Honor,I can’t recline my seat."
"Please do not lounge around in the defendant’s seat."

They're all unuseful expressions, but they're...funny. Hahahaha.