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Munenori Kawasaki confused "Tutor" with "Tuna"

One day, he was interviewed about his English tutor. Unfortunately, he thought that he was asked about "English tuna" because ...
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Nov 24, 2014 15:15
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海のトリトン

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VgmLKidDj4 水平線の終わりには、あ~あ~、 虹の橋があるのだろう 誰も見ない未来の国を少年はさがしもとめる 広がる海のかなたから、あ~あ~、何が呼ぶというのだろう 希望の星...
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Nov 24, 2014 12:58
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Got heeeeeem!!!

I don't know what it means. Just let me know. (Is it "I got him!" ?)
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Nov 23, 2014 16:46
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A Mystery of My Dog

This entry contains something that is not proper for decent people, or people having meal. Do not read it while eating! Thank you for y...
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Nov 23, 2014 13:28
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I sometimes confuse my daughter's name with my dog's name.

I sometimes confuse my daughter's name with my dog's name.
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Nov 23, 2014 12:38
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"Aren't you too small for a Storm Trooper?"

"Aren't you too small for a Storm Trooper?" (In a high, funny voice) "Oh? The uniform?" (He takes away hi...
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Nov 22, 2014 18:07
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Aren't you a little small for a Storm Trooper?

"Aren't you a little small for a Storm Trooper?" . . . . . . . "I'm afraid to say, but aren't you a li...
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Nov 22, 2014 12:41 short joke
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Nov. 21, 2114 With native lang

Today, I tried to type this entry, just for fun, because I found a very old type computer with a keyboard. We had to type letters more th...
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Nov 21, 2014 17:19
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支那竹(しなちく)生まれのかぐや姫の国籍は? With native lang

What is the nationality of Kaguya Princess who was born in Japan and who was born from a Chinese bamboo? . . . . . . . . . . T...
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Nov 21, 2014 14:20 riddle
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I Prefer Laugh Out Loud Problem to the Environmental Problem With native lang

Yes, I know that the environmental problem is a very important topic to talk about on Lang-8. But I'm very tired today so I prefer ta...
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Nov 20, 2014 22:49
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ひきこもりの偏見

 英語学習のハウツー物の書物は日本で多数出版されているが、「イングリッシュ・モンスターの・・・・」シリーズは大好きなシリーズである。 このイングリッシュモンスターという男は、7年間、「引きこもり」になっている間に、英語の勉強をして、英語の達人になったという人であり「ひきこ...
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Nov 20, 2014 21:55
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Where should they go?

The newspaper says, "Never ever go to hospital when you have a fever, or feel nauseous after coming back to Japan from those three c...
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Nov 20, 2014 14:26
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An Entry Trying to be Politically Correct

I was almost killed by a feminist because I misspelled them as a "femanist," when super heroins saved me. They were Badnun and ...
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Nov 18, 2014 20:02
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What do you call a female Doberman?

A Doberwoman? or A female Doberperson? I'm pursuing the perfect political correctness! Wait! Wait! Ohh...
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Nov 17, 2014 17:56
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With My Brand New Method, You Will Be Able to Speak Japanese Fluently within One Hour!

Follow my lead, and you will be able to speak Japanese fluently within one hour. You only need 10 dollars to know the brand new method. ...
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Nov 17, 2014 11:37
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The Biggest Merit of Being a Premium Member

I had been the premium member of Lang-8 for about two years, until my credit card was expired. Now I don't belong to the premium me...
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Nov 17, 2014 11:05
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Beyond the JLPT N1: Can you answer this question?

What is the orphan dinosaur called? (恐竜の孤児はなんと呼ばれているでしょうか?) . . . . . . The answer is: "Stegosaurus." (ステゴザウルス:捨て子ザウル...
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Nov 16, 2014 08:46 riddle
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Mission: Create the context and background in order to make sense

"Are you a dog person, or a tea person?" "To be honest, I love girls." .............................................
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Nov 15, 2014 18:32
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How old was my wisdom tooth?

I had my wisdom tooth extracted 24 hours ago. Fortunately, I haven't felt any pain and the shape of my face, which was far from perf...
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Nov 15, 2014 15:37
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I've gotten my wisdom tooth taken out!

My tongue are still paralyzed. I don't know whether I became less wise now, after the removal of the wisdom tooth. lol
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Nov 14, 2014 17:13