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寄生獣ダイエット With native lang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbhH6NJ5YGI Kiseiju diet 1.ミギーに寄生してもらう。 2.ミギーに無茶苦茶動いてもらう。他の寄生獣と戦うとか。 3.(『寄生獣』がSFならば)科学的に考えて大量のエ...
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Sep 19, 2018 19:10
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A New Definition for "Teenagers": A Tip Discovery for the Day

Moka, my beloved beagle, ate her breakfast and the only meal for the day in 55 seconds this morning. Her eating time is the barometer of...
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Sep 19, 2018 08:46
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走れメロス パート2

メロスは激怒した。メロスには政治がわからぬ。けれども邪悪に対しては、人一倍に敏感であった。なぜ三選されるのか!? Run, Melos! Run! Melos got furious. He didn't know about politics. Ye...
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Sep 17, 2018 18:03
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Moka Ate Her Breakfast in 58 Seconds This Morning! モカの和歌を一句

My wife and I took Moka to her vet, and he decided that Moka had become well. I asked him whether her skin tumor was cancer in her nip...
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Sep 17, 2018 11:12
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放送事故=broadcast accident (literal translation)

It's a live TV blooper. When someone says a dirty word, or someone happens to show their sexual part by accident, it is regarded a...
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