Holy crap

I'm a salesman of internet and trying to get a contract with customers.

I visited home last night and talked with a middle aged woman in front of the entrance.
We talked a lot about the internet service that she is using and our new services.
After that, I asked her if I could show her the booklet inside the house.
She agreed with that.
Right after we went into the house and take a seat, she suddenly asked me if I have pain in somewhere in my body.
I noticed immediately that she believes in some kind of religious and was going to get rid of my pain.
I thought I said "yes" and "I feel much better! Thank you so much!" after she sent me a power.
I thought that satisfied her and it helped me get a contract.

She started sending my shoulder a power by waving her hands around my left shoulder.
Meanwhile, I was explaining our service and thinking she was crazy.

She had been doing that for about 20 minutes and it finally finished.
I really beard while she was doing that because it was so creepy.
I said "Thank you so much! My shoulder get light! I feel great!".
The things were going well as I expected until that and I asked her if she wanted to get a contract with us.
What she said was "No, thanks."
Holy crap! What did I bear your creepy thing for!
I learned that I shouldn't lie to get a contract.