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2 soldier were fighting against enemies in woods. Then the enemy fired at one of them, and he fell down. The another called him name but he didnt reply... So he called his boss and asked what to do.
Boss :"Is he dead or alive?"
Soldier:"I'm not sure"
Boss :"Please make sure whether or not he is dead."
Soldier:"Ok..."
Then the soldier pointed a gun at the guy's head. and fired.
Soldier:"Ok. I'm certain that he is dead."
This is the joke I heard is the funniest in the world...
2 soldier were fighting against enemies in woods. Then the enemy fired at one of them, and he fell down. The another called him name but he didnt reply... So he called his boss and asked what to do.
Boss :"Is he dead or alive?"
Soldier:"I'm not sure"
Boss :"Please make sure whether or not he is dead."
Soldier:"Ok..."
Then the soldier pointed a gun at the guy's head. and fired.
Soldier:"Ok. I'm certain that he is dead."
This is the joke I heard is the funniest in the world...
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Two soldiers were fighting against enemies in woods.
The another called his name but he didnt reply...
So he called his boss and asked him what to do.
Soldier:"I'm not sure."
Then the soldier pointed a gun at the guy's head and fired.
and fired.
This is the funniest joke in the world that I heard...
btw i meant "I've heard that this is the funniest joke"~ Does it have the same meaning?
Hmm, I think there's a slight difference when you say "This is the funniest joke in the world" versus "I heard this is the funniest joke in the world" because it shifts perspectives. In the first sentence, you're saying -your own- opinion, while in the second you're merely stating what some other person thinks about it.
うあん～～T.T
笑えばいいか、泣けばいいか～～
なんだか怖い感じもしますよ～～T.Tうあん～～～
確かに人が死んでるって考えると笑えないですよねｗ
人が死なない話～～して下さい。＾＾＊
面白くはないですけど誰も死にませんｗ
I'm sure that he is dead." (It was okay before, but since he was told to "make sure" it flows a little better like this, I think.)
This is the joke that I have heard is (or called) the funniest in the world...
Well he's definitely sure after that ;-p
Two soldiers were fighting against enemies in the woods.
The another called his name but he didn't reply...
I have heard that this joke is the funniest in the world...
Man... the fact that this could be considered the funniest joke really shows something strange about Americans' humor... it was mostly heard by American people, right?
Thanks for sharing!