Believe me! Officer! I saw a pink elephant!

  •  
  • 281
  • 16
  • 2
  • English 
May 11, 2012 10:00
Hey! Officer! I saw a pink elephant just now! It's true! It's real! It's the honest-to-goodness truth!

A pink elephant with yellow polka dots walked across this street! It was a real one. And that's the honest truth! For God's sake! Believe me!

Of course I know “seeing pink elephants" is a euphemism for drunken hallucination, caused by alcoholic hallucinosis. But it is a real creature. You've just got to believe me.


What is this? An alcohol checker? Hey, come on. I'm not drunk. I’m well and truly sober!

Ok, ok, I'll do it, if you like. But I'm not drunk. On my honor.




Oh my god! Look at that! Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing? It's not the pink elephant that
I saw just a short while ago. It's a, it's a …….
Img_hn_pc_bn300-3484a621094d33784ab18d6efd7f193a