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The robber took off as soon as she saw the cops.

The robber took off as soon as she saw the cops. The lockdown went down after 1 a.m. Something was said that night, but I can't...
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Jul 17, 2018 03:29 Informal American English
ifyousayso

He took money from your wallet while you were taking a dump.

He took money from your wallet while you were taking a dump. You can't take money out of people's wallets. I don't have...
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Jul 17, 2018 03:28 Informal American English
ifyousayso

I still have no idea what's causing the issue.

I still have no idea what's causing the issue. Switching back to "A" was the best idea. If you hadn't switched ba...
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Jul 16, 2018 22:38 Informal American English
ifyousayso

No one knows where those animals come from.

No one knows where those animals come from. Everyone's talking about how shitty the deal is gonna be. Everyone's talking ab...
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Jul 16, 2018 22:36 Informal American English
ifyousayso

People who live down there keep saying that that lake doesn't have a frea...

People who live down there keep saying that that lake doesn't have a freaking bottom. If you were to give me it as a present, I wo...
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Jul 16, 2018 03:45 Informal American English
ifyousayso

They have been locked up for 20 fucking years because of you.

They have been locked up for 20 fucking years because of you. She's been locked up for 20 fucking years for doing that. She'...
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Jul 16, 2018 03:42 Informal American English
ifyousayso

It ain't easy being cheesy.

It ain't easy being cheesy. It ain't easy to be cheesy. Space sounds can be very creepy. They can't hear what you...
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Jul 15, 2018 23:30 Informal American English
ifyousayso

Everyday Speech

(You're going to need the audio to correct this post. Otherwise, you won't be able to do it.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
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Jul 15, 2018 04:23 Informal American English
ifyousayso

When they went, "Are you threatening me?" I went, "The fuck I ...

When they went, "Are you threatening me?" I went, "The fuck I am." When they went, "Are you threatening me?&q...
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Jul 14, 2018 22:39 Informal American English
ifyousayso

If you had seen their faces when I told my brother that I had shit my pants w...

If you had seen their faces when I told my brother that I had shit my pants while we were on the escalator. When they asked you where ...
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Jul 14, 2018 22:05 Informal American English
ifyousayso

Cody's mom caught him making out with one of his cousins.

Cody's mom caught him making out with one of his cousins. I knew that they dogs were gonna fight right off the bat. They didn&#...
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Jul 14, 2018 22:02 Informal American English
ifyousayso

S12

"You know, you can count on me if you want me to scare the shit outta them. I can do it easily and for free, man. No food involved, ...
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Jul 14, 2018 03:17 Informal American English
ifyousayso

Your friend likes to fart in your face while you're napping.

Your friend likes to fart in your face while you're napping. Your friend farted in your face while you were taking a nap. Her d...
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Jul 13, 2018 22:35 Informal American English
ifyousayso

Their dogs are getting along quite well.

Their dogs are getting along quite well. They're getting used to fuck things up. I'm used to sleeping like shit. Did you...
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Jul 13, 2018 22:32 Informal American English
ifyousayso

I can't deny that there was something magical about waking you up by thro...

I can't deny that there was something magical about waking you up by throwing at you a fucking water balloon filled up with paint. ...
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Jul 13, 2018 04:01 Informal American English
ifyousayso

Everyday Speech

(You're going to need the audio to correct this post. Otherwise, you won't be able to do it.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
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Jul 13, 2018 01:13 Informal American English
ifyousayso

Everyone saw when your dog started to fly like a fucking bird.

Everyone saw when your dog started to fly like a fucking bird. Strange animals are living down there, so you'd better be careful, ...
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Jul 13, 2018 00:24 Informal American English
ifyousayso

I haven't gone to the bathroom yet.

I haven't gone to the bathroom yet. Did you go to the bathroom? I haven't taken any pills yet. I'm sleeping like shi...
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Jul 13, 2018 00:21 Informal American English
ifyousayso

Your friend must be sick and tired of hearing you singing every single fuckin...

Your friend must be sick and tired of hearing you singing every single fucking day. Now I see why they wrote "where" instead...
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Jul 12, 2018 00:29 Informal American English
ifyousayso

I'm too lazy to even try doing that.

I'm too lazy to even try doing that. They like to sleep with their eyes open. Does the following phrase make sense? The two ...
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Jul 11, 2018 23:18 Informal American English