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Mar 20, 2017 15:26

Yesterday, my heart wasn't beating, and I had no pulse.

Because the nurse said my name wrong, I revived.

I said to her, "I'm Keira Knightley, not Natalie Portman!"

My family one moment cried actual tears and the next laughing hard.